Hey there!​

I’m Cleo — your favorite thick little secret in Uptown. I’m a mom, a damn good cook, and someone who genuinely loves what she does. My incall is cozy, low-key, and always smells like something good just came out of the oven (because it probably did — ask nicely and you might leave with a cookie or something better). I’m soft in all the right ways, smart in the ways that matter, and easy to be around. I’m not here to play games with your time or mine — just to share something warm, maybe filthy, and definitely real.

When I’m not being bad for a living, I’m curled up with my kids, yelling at my PS4, or talking shit about TV characters like they’re real people. I love dumb jokes, good banter, and people who don’t take themselves too seriously. I’m not trying to be a fantasy — I’m just a really fun, freaky woman you’ll actually want to hang out with. If that sounds like what you’re looking for, then baby… come on over. I’ve got something for you.